RETARD OF THE WEEK

This week's biggest retard is undoubtedly Steve Swindal. Swindal is a New York Yankees executive, who just happens to be married to the The Boss's daughter and was being groomed by Big George himself as the successor to the Yankees throne.

Here is a guy who is on the cusp of running THE most prestigious and profitable sports franchise in the entire WORLD and what does he do? Last month, he was arrested for DUI and this week, his meal ticket with a vagina filed for divorce.

I don't care if she was fugly. I don't care if she was unbearable. I don't care if she couldn't screw her way out of a paper bag. When your wife is the ticket to becoming The New Boss, you become an expert back masseuse, you learn to listen and communicate like Oprah, you make best friends with and start a tab with the local florist, and you commit every birthday, anniversary, and holiday to memory . . . . .in general, you deny all your instincts as a man to become the greatest husband in the history of humankind (at least until the old man croaks). You DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT act like such a meat head that she divorces you.

Steve Swindal, for acting like a complete asshat and ruining your chance at becoming the future ruler of the Evil Empire, you are CJLaw's Retard of the Week.